Chapter 1: A Historical Exam



“...Our time has come. Ours. The people. Our home is abundant with resources and we are all deserving of it's vast wealth and opportunities. If we heal our ailing Mother Nature; we will be granted long, rewarding lives from Father Time. The time to judge, to divide, to persecute one another has passed. Our time has come.

A few short weeks ago, we made a decision and today is the day we enforce it. No longer will we be controlled by greed, fear and hatred. No longer will we waste our lives masquerading as rich paupers, free slaves and blessed demons. Our time has come. Not to fix a broken system, not to patch a crumbling society. To rebuild. To finally emerge from our long, dark tunnel. Now, from the challenges of the past, through the revolution of the present, and for the protection of the future, our time has come.”

While president Feriju's inauguration speech came to a close on the auditorium projector, the freshman students at Zainu University prepared for their final History exam. Zainu University was one of six universities in Faylix that taught the intellectually elite. Most Faylans only completed 10 years of public school, as additional skills were usually only required for medical or scientific careers. The select few that were granted an opportunity to continue their education considered it to be a great honor, but consequentially felt extreme pressure to capitalize on that opportunity. After all, a university degree didn't just mean greater knowledge. A degree came with status. It came with influence. It came with power. And the students present for today's exam wanted it all.

Eyes fixated on their individual monitors, the tension mounted while the most important exam of their first year loaded. Simply put, History of Faylix is not a course that can be avoided. It is required of every program the school has to offer. No exceptions, no substitutions. Those who fail History of Faylix only have three options: Go home, appeal to retake the class, or join the Faylan military. None of the three are attractive choices to students who had just been granted an opportunity to prove their intellectual value. Giving up might as well come with a free paper dunce hat for the trolly ride home. An appeal to retake the class allows a shot at redemption, but is seldom granted. And although the military is always in need of skilled citizens, it is notorious for assigning its new soldiers landscaping duties while simultaneously requiring them to attend a variety of educational briefings such as “What The Latrine Says About Your Health” and “History of Faylix”.

Before long the test loaded and the auditorium filled with the sound of many nervous fingers typing away towards their academic destiny. All students focused so intently on the screen in front of them, their eyes seemed to neglect their innate duty to blink. Every student was striving to pass this class. Every student but one.

Two rows back, and two seats in, sat Magmar. A typical looking freshman...19 years old, with a slightly husky frame, vibrant blue hair and a t-shirt from the latest Waffle Hut challenge. But this particular freshman seemed to have an aura of confidence about him that most new students lacked. To this bright young man, the examination in front of him was of little concern. Magmar thrived in the testing environment. It was his chance to prove to his instructors that blowing off daily assignments didn't necessarily mean he didn't have the answers. Answers always seemed to find him when the pressure was on. His dark eyes were not staring at his screen, but rather at the projector that had presented Mr. Feriju's speech just moments before. While the projector continued to display a long, tedious list of film credits, the student sat watching them. It wasn't until the list finished and the projector shut off that Magmar's attention was redirected, but he still wasn't typing.

He took a good look at his test's first question: “Evaluate the extent to which Mr. Feriju's presidency marked a turning point in the debate over free enterprise, analyzing what changed and what stayed the same from the period before his presidency to the period after.”

Magmar let out a heavy sigh. An essay. Why can't it just be multiple choice? Frowning slightly, he stared at the question a little longer as though the test would back down in resignation. From day one, Magmar had displayed no interest in the class. History of Faylix was a necessary evil. A filler. One of those classes the government required in an attempt to showcase itself in a better light. In his mind, a complete waste of his time. But as the exam offered no shortcuts, he slowly began to type his answer:

“President Feriju was a piece of shit.”

Magmar sat admiring his work for a moment; his finger hovering precariously over the Next button. He knew this type of exam well. Public school in Zainu had required many. Most subjects had a new database of questions each semester, and the test software simply pulled questions from it at random. Figuring the probability of getting an easier, multiple choice question next was high, he plunged forward, finalizing his answer with a firm tap.
But the next question did not appear. Magmar was instead greeted with a different message on his screen. He felt his stomach sink to his knees.

Congratulations, you have finished the exam “History of Faylix”!
Your final score is being processed and will be available momentarily.

Shit! No, no, no, oh God no! Heart racing, Magmar tapped the screen where the Back button had been located just seconds ago. But there were no buttons left to tap. Abort! Cancel! Shit! Frantically, Magmar made the only logical decision left and held down the power switch for an emergency restart at his station. Nothing happened. He took a quick look around the auditorium. All of his classmates were far too engrossed in their own exams to notice his predicament. There were no authority figures available either as the university opted to monitor most exams with a security system instead. Still thinking, Magmar stood up and searched the auditorium for a camera. Finding one nearby, he gave it a cheery wave, mouthed the words “Wrong Button!” and pointed at his monitor. Heart still pounding, Magmar waited. Moments later he heard the auditorium projector restart. Half wondering if the class was about to be entertained with another inauguration speech, Magmar turned to see what was now being projected.

“All students must exit the auditorium immediately upon completion of the examination.”

Magmar could feel his last shred of hope abandoning him. As an emotional cocktail of terror, dread and shame overtook him, he slowly trudged down the stairs towards the door. Giving one last glance over his shoulder at the classmates he'd likely never see again, Magmar slowly exited the auditorium in defeat.

Magmar wasn't even sure where to begin his walk of shame through the halls of Zainu University. He wandered about the school aimlessly...unable to think of a solution to his new problem. Muscle memory seemed to be leading him towards the library. He stopped there in an attempt to refocus. His thoughts however, were almost immediately interrupted.

“Hey, there...did you just bomb that test? I saw you get up and leave and thought 'Oh, thank God I'm not the only one who jacked this up'.”

Magmar half jumped out of his stupor and turned to look at his classmate. He didn't recognize him and figured he must have been part of a different study group as his appearance was an unlikely one to forget. Tall, thin, with long blonde hair pulled in a low ponytail and tied with what looked like a little girl's headband. He had two earrings, one was a stud and the other longer with some sort of symbol. If Magmar had to sum up his first impression of the guy in one word it would be 'eccentric'.

“Uh...yeah.” Magmar cleared the frog out of his throat. “I only got one question and it kicked me out. Did the same thing happen to you?”

“I got to like... question 3”, the young man replied. “Something about the war with Malmormia. And apparently it didn't like my response cuz it didn't give me anything else after that... Say is your name Magmar? One of my friends said the top student in our year was this dude with blue hair named Magmar and you kinda fit the description. Oh, by the way I'm Vandosu... all together, no spaces. Got any idea what we're supposed to do now?”

Magmar waited for a moment to make sure Vandosu was finished before responding. “Yeah, that's me. I was thinking of heading to the Counselor to apply for a retake.”

Vandosu raised an eyebrow. “Good luck with that...tho I suppose if you're top in the class you have a chance of getting approved. My odds look about as good as an unlocked tobacco shop in Daltu... but mind if I join you? I'd kinda like to know why the thing decided to boot me out.”

“I don't care.” Magmar turned and headed towards the Counselor's office. Vandosu followed.

“I've failed tests before but nothing this important...” Vandosu thought out loud. “...but I think something's up with the software if our best student flunked it...” He paused to see if Magmar had any input. But as Magmar continued his slow walk to the Counselor in silence, Vandosu continued. “What is the point of an entire semester devoted to the trials and tribulations of generations past if they're only going to ask like...three questions? Or one?”

Magmar remained silent. It wasn't that he found Vandosu's rambling irritating, but for once in his life, Magmar simply didn't have the answers. Exam days were supposed to be good days where all he had to do was show up and reclaim his title as the undisputed King of Multiple Choice. Today was obviously not that day. As they turned the corner towards the administration hall, Vandosu's chatter about conspiracy theories began to blend with the noise of phones ringing, printers printing, and fax machines faxing. End of semester exams were a busy time for University staff, which mostly consisted of volunteers interested in getting to know the names and faces of the young adults that would be moving the country forward. Naturally, necks craned and heads turned when Magmar was spotted heading towards the Counselor's office.

Ignoring the whispers and hushed conversations, Magmar rang the bell on the door. Vandosu smiled and waved to one of the administrative assistants, but had no time to stop and chat. The Counselor promptly opened his door and ushered the two students inside.

Magmar had only ever seen the Counselor on the first day of school, and had completely forgotten who he was minutes after this introduction. But the office itself spared him the challenge of trying to remember his name. The name plaque on his desk read “Counselor Reeves”.

“Vandosu, Magmar, please have a seat.” The Counselor closed the door behind him.

The Counselor's office was much larger than Magmar had anticipated...and looked less like an office and more like a grand meeting room. The mahogany desk was built into a large semi-circle table in front of it, and the walls were not lined with personal photos or knickknacks, but with leather-bound books, upscale projectors, and a shelves of trophies and medallions. The Counselor himself was small and thin, with silver hair and a deeply lined face. Perhaps it was the atmosphere, but despite his frail appearance, he still seemed to radiate an intimidating persona.

“Hey, there, Kataka... What are you doing here?” Vandosu was already sitting down at the semicircle and it took a moment for Magmar to realize the room had another occupant. A female student with long, auburn hair was looking up at Magmar with an expression of mild curiosity.

“I have no idea.” She replied bluntly.

“I expect all of you are looking for some answers.” Counselor Reeves spoke with his back to the three of them while he closed the curtains. Slowly, he turned to his desk and unlocked the bottom drawer. “Sit, Magmar.”

Magmar took a seat next to Kataka and folded his arms. Reeves continued. “So I hear there were three failures at the History of Faylix examination today.”

“Hey, that was total hogwash!”
“What the hell kind of exam was that?!”
“Bullshit!”

All three of them blurted out their indignation at once so that only the choice words were distinguishable. Counselor Reeves merely smiled as he retrieved a tablet from his drawer. “Oh no, you all clearly failed. For your information, Malmormia did not declare war on Faylix over tartan leggings. Daltu immigrants do not consider 'making babies' to be their largest employer. And president Feriju is not a piece of shit.”

As Vandosu and Kataka sank into their chairs with varying shades of crimson on their faces, Magmar stood up. “Actually I stand by my statement. But it shouldn't matter anyway. Why flunk someone based on one answer? Especially a stupid essay! Having differing opinions and solutions is what moves everyone forward! You can't tell me we're no longer worthy of getting a degree because of one bullshit question. That's just not enough content to grade us accurately!”

Counselor Reeves looked up from his tablet. “Well, you are correct that differing opinions are important. But the idea here was to continue doing your best. Zainu University doesn't need students who will skip the challenging part of a problem by occupying themselves with what comes easy. Therefore, you failed.”

Magmar gave him a scathing look and returned to his seat. “So now what?”

“I'm glad you asked.” Reeves slid the tablet across his desk so that it came to rest in front of Vandosu. “The document on the screen in front of you is a nondisclosure agreement. No, you're not signing your life away (Magmar was already looking at it with suspicion). All that agreement dictates is that you won't share the proposition I'm about to give you with anyone else. You'll still have the right to decline, just not the right to talk about it.”

“Yeah, you won't see me running to my mother anytime soon to tell her I botched an exam...” Vandosu reasoned while he entered his pin and drew a loopy signature on the screen.

Reeves gave him a rather curious look. “Rest assured, you won't be running to anyone anytime soon.” He took the tablet, swiped the screen softly, and presented it to Kataka. “Name and pin, please.”

Kataka signed in silence and handed it back.

“Now then, if you will.” Reeves swiped the screen once more and handed it to the still scowling Magmar.

Magmar took it, eyes still on Counselor Reeves' face. “Unless this 'proposition' gets me a degree I don't give a shit what you have to say.”

“It'll be worth your time.” Reeves nodded to the tablet. Still watching him intently, Magmar could have sworn he saw a nervous twitch in the corner of Reeves' eye. But Magmar's curiosity outweighed his hesitation, and he swiftly added his signature to the tablet in front of him.

“Right, then.” Reeves scooped up the tablet, and tucked it back in the drawer. He shuffled to his office door, pressed a few buttons on the keypad, and came back to his desk. “My proposition...” Reeves pulled a small projector off of the shelf behind him and pressed a few more buttons. “...is here.”

Faylan Militia Special Operations Branch
UMC: 0X0XA
Title: Anonymous
Unit: Humanitarian

Physical requirements: Minimum pass score 85
FMAE: Minimum pass score G85/M60/CT90
Technical training: Centralia Base, six months up to one year.
Total assignment length: Minimum 6 year term, subject to modification.

Specialty Summary: Analyze and perform functions necessary for continuous advancement within the Human Phylogenesis project. Collaborate resources with other branches of Faylan Militia to detect and terminate threats to international security.

“Military?!” Magmar laughed. “No offense, but I don't think that's my calling...”

Reeves ignored him. “This is a UMC. A uniform militia code. If you've ever viewed one before, you'll notice this one is particularly vague. Lacking in content. That is because it is part of a brand new operation the militia has put together, and the details are still being written as we speak. But I believe it could interest the three of you. It's called Human Phylogenesis and is more about preparing ourselves for the next stage of human evolution than about border patrol.”

“So it's an offer to be a test dummy for a military science project?” Vandosu asked, his eyebrows nearing his hairline.

“Yes and no.” Reeves replied, half smiling. “The special operations branch isn't trying out new chemicals on anyone, they are experimenting with more natural changes. To be honest, the local recruiter can't tell me much about it, she just tells me who I can offer it to. But being that your names have made both her list of potential recruits and my list of ineligible students, I figured I'd offer it. You don't need to make any decisions today, in fact recruiter Shariz will be here tomorrow to speak with you. She always shows up the day after semester exams to talk to my freshly disqualified students.”

Kataka spoke up. “So our options are basically...join the military or go home? Why do you need a signature and a slideshow to tell us this?”

Reeves looked thoughtful. “Because this particular operation is so tightly bound in secrecy that even the title itself is classified.” He paused for a moment before continuing. “I've sat in this very office with hundreds, if not thousands of students going over career choices, class schedules, professor recommendations and exam scores. I've given suggestions based on aptitude, and provided exit strategies should further education no longer be required. But in all my years working here, today is the first time I've presented a specific UMC. I've suggested speaking to a recruiter to students who inquire about the militia, but personally I've never recommended it. Now, Shariz may not have given me details about the job, but she did insist that citizens meeting the criteria for it are exceptionally rare. Rare enough for me to wager that she just might order a half dozen aerial drones to find you should you deny her an interview tomorrow.”

Kataka shifted uncomfortably. “Umm... that almost sounds like a threat...”

“The only advice I have is to meet with her.” Reeves replied calmly. “However, I will say this much. As vague as it is, this is the first UMC I've encountered in generations that suggests a possibility of them moving forwards rather than backwards. I'd hear her out.”

“When do we meet?” Magmar broke his silence. His classmates turned and looked in disbelief.

“Well now, that's quite the change in attitude!” Vandosu said admiration, but Magmar wasn't paying attention. His hesitation towards the whole project had vanished after the words 'exceptionally rare' had slipped from Reeve's mouth. This could be a fresh chance to stand out. To capitalize on his abilities.

Reeves nodded. “Meeting room C will be reserved for you at 7:15 tomorrow morning. I'll let her know you're willing to meet. Will that be all three of you?”

“Yeah, I'm game.” Vandosu answered cheerily.

Kataka shrugged. “Ok, fine.”

“Glad to hear it.” The Counselor stood up and headed to the door. His entire demeanor seemed to change, as though a huge weight had just been lifted from his shoulders. “Now remember, this was a private conversation. You are not to speak of it to anyone.”

Slowly, Reeves opened the door, his expression unreadable. “That's all I have for you. I wish the three of you the best of luck in the life's next chapter.” With that he ushered his students out, and closed the door behind them.
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